TONY
2026 | Dir. Matt Johnson | 106 Minutes
2026 | Dir. Matt Johnson | 106 Minutes
4 out of 5
A
soulful, engaging performance from Dominic Sessa carries this
warts-and-all biopic covering the first section of Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential.
While it takes some creative liberties for dramatic purposes, as films
of these types always do, the feature pulls no punches in portraying
young Bourdain as a petulant pathological liar who fell into his
culinary career by sheer happenstance, potentially nigh insufferable if
not for Sessa's exceptional natural charisma. It's a good,
crowd-pleasing narrative, its most notable drawback being that it still
inevitably follows the beats of a standard origin story.
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA
2026 | Dir. Jane Schoenbrun | 112 Minutes
5 out of 5
Absolutely ingenious as both a recontextualization of and a loving tribute to long-running slasher film franchises. As is customary for a Jane Schoenbrun picture, the feature takes a decidedly earnest and thoughtful approach to exploring queer sexuality, though this is unequivocally their most fun movie yet. Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson are both simply magnificent in the lead roles.
INSIDIOUS: OUT OF THE FURTHER
2026 | Dir. Jacob Chase | 106 Minutes
4 out of 5
While it isn't groundbreaking or particularly deep, it's more spooky, engaging, and genuinely fun than the average sixth installment of a horror movie franchise. This latest astral projection trip into the Further utilizes an intriguing new gimmick to its full potential, each intense set piece building to a truly bonkers third act that delivers the most ambitious climax of the franchise yet. New viewers can jump right into this one without missing a beat, but nice callbacks to previous films are plentiful for seasoned Travelers.
2026 | Dir. Jacob Chase | 106 Minutes
4 out of 5
While it isn't groundbreaking or particularly deep, it's more spooky, engaging, and genuinely fun than the average sixth installment of a horror movie franchise. This latest astral projection trip into the Further utilizes an intriguing new gimmick to its full potential, each intense set piece building to a truly bonkers third act that delivers the most ambitious climax of the franchise yet. New viewers can jump right into this one without missing a beat, but nice callbacks to previous films are plentiful for seasoned Travelers.
THE END OF OAK STREET
2026 | Dir. David Robert Mitchell | 99 Minutes
4 out of 5
A
perfectly cromulent sci-fi adventure creature feature with clever and
confident direction from David Robert Mitchell and a tad too much
artificial 80s flavoring. The cast led by Anne Hathaway and Ewan
McGregor make the very most of a somewhat simplistic plot about families
having to stick together, but the main draw here is the diverse
assortment of gnarly dinosaurs. The nasty prehistoric beasts are
well-rendered and genuinely terrifying, dialing the tension all the way
up for every amusing set piece.
THE ODYSSEY
2026 | Dir. Christopher Nolan | 173 Minutes
5 our of 5
Delivering the copious epic spectacle, non-linear story structure, and chaotic stylized editing that one would expect from a Christopher Nolan picture, it's Homer's Odyssey as a meditation on the high cost of war in terms of the senseless irreparable loss of lives, time, and civility. It's a visually breathtaking and thoroughly engaging journey, its nearly three-hour runtime virtually breezing by, but the creative decision for the script to feature contemporary dialogue, while mostly tolerable, gradually becomes distractingly baffling. Every player in its enormous cast is phenomenal, but I'll give special praise to John Leguizamo just because.



